Dreading that you'll soon have to break out the chemicals and clean the crap out of the oven because its so horrid inside and THEN you look closely at the oven that came with the house and discover its a self clean! So you run around the bottom of the house dancing for joy and then you hug the oven AND then after the cycle is finished you require everyone to inspect the inside of the oven exclaiming 'Look! Look how clean! And there weren't even any chemicals involved!'
My oven now sparkles. This makes me giddy.