Well, actually, I'm watching the commercials before the floor show scene.
The commercial that is currently on the tube is advertising hard-core Christian Rock albums.
This is just a perfect slot for advertising Christian albums, because, as you know, people who are hard-core Christians who listen to Christian Rock also really enjoy watching dancing, half naked, sweet transvestites from Transsexual, Transylvania (who enjoy tasting the "forbidden fruit").
Sweet, sweet transvestites. Sweet, sweet forbidden fruit.
Tastes like pineapple.